Monthly Archives: December 2010
Never Assume that your Boss Knows everything!
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly, Sir” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine.”I just need one copy.”
MORAL OF THE STORY: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything
Accounts Executive- South Mumbai
We are looking for an Accounts Executive for our client which is a IATA approved Travel Organization. The location would be Opera House, South Mumbai. Mail your applications to consultant01@netsyscon.net
Job Profile-
Basic Accounting Entries
Assisting in Billing
Requirement-
Minimum Graduate with good Accounting Basics
Experience- 0-2 Yrs
Good Team Player with a positive Attitude
Java Developer- Central Suburbs Mumbai
We are looking for a Software Engineer for our client based in Central Suburbs. It’s a research focused Sensor Solutions & Application Development firm. Its main expertise lies in deploying RFID solutions in the Logistics, Manufacturing and Oil & Gas sector or Client based in Europe. Mail your applications to consultant02@netsyscon.net or call 02265931552 for details.
Job Description:
Involved in all the levels of SDLC right from HLD to testing.
Web Application development in the J2EE/JEE environment
Requirements-
Min Qualification: Any Graduate
Bare Minimum: Core Java, Java beans, JSP
Minimum: Struts MVC Architecture, Visual Basic
Plus : Struts programming, Java Server Faces
Min 1 yr experience
Complete knowledge: My SQL, database like Oracle or Microsoft SQL
Good communication skills
Website Maintenance Assistant
We are looking for a Website Maintenance Assistant for our client based in South Mumbai-Fort having offices across India. Mail your Resumes to consultant01@netsyscon.net to apply and for further details you can contact Racheeta on 9324460598/022 65931551
Job description:
To maintain various websites of companies and update content on daily base.
Requirements:
Experience: 0-1 year
Qualification :
Any Graduate
Good communication skills
Exposure on website management will be an added advantage.
Animation Assistant
We are looking for Animation Assistant for our client based in South Mumbai-Fort having offices across India. Good knowledge of Adobe products is all that you need to be a part of our client. Freshers with quality skills can also apply. Mail your Resumes to consultant01@netsyscon.net to apply and for further details you can contact Racheeta on 9324460598/022 65931551
Job description:
Assistance on Short-Ads, Videos-production, Website Design, Presentation
Programming either on website/ e-learning /game programming
Requirements:
Experience: Fresher or 1year experience on Adobe Latest Products. Photoshop, Coral Draw, Dream Viewer etc
Qualification : any Graduate with Course on Multimedia/Animation
An aptitude for drawing, Photograph, Video Shooting, creative thinking is desirable.
Should be self motivated and work independently in new territories.
A Strong urge to be part of the animation sector.
A good exposure on Flash, AIR and Flex will be an added advantage.
Candidate must have good communication skills.
Sr. Animation Programmer/Web Designer -South Mumbai
We are looking for Sr. Animation Programmer / Web Designer for our client based in South Mumbai-Fort having offices across India.
Job description:
Creative Work on Short-Ads, Videos-production, Website Design, Presentation
Programming either on website/ e-learning /game programming
Requirements:
Experience: 2-3 years on Adobe Latest Products. Photoshop, Coral Draw, Dream Viewer etc
Qualification : any Graduate with Course on Multimedia/Animation
An aptitude for drawing, Photograph, Video Shooting, creative thinking is desirable.
Should be self motivated and work independently in new territories.
A good exposure on Flash, AIR and Flex will be an added advantage.
Candidate must have good communication skills.
Mail your Resumes to consultant01@netsyscon.net to apply and for further details you can contact Racheeta on 9324460598/022 65931551
Linux Programmer-SouthMumbai
We are looking for Linux Programmers / Administrators for our client based in South Mumbai-Fort having offices across India.
Mail your applications to consultant04@netsyscon.net or call on 022 65931552
Job Summary
Experience: 0-4 years on Open Source Project Self-Development and Deployment.
Qualifications : Any Graduate with course on Linux and/or Advance Linux pro Programming.
Functional Area: To maintain company’s various solutions and fine tune it,
Meeting targets through understanding customer requirements and customizing the product / solution.
Desired Profile:
Candidate must have good communication skills.
Should have an aptitude for Getting Various Open-Source Software Testing, Deployment with Confidence.
An Experience on scripting,Programming and database understanding is must.
A good exposure on Logical and Business approach will be an added advantage.
Thanks,
NetSysCon
Miscommunication- Yet gain… Hilarious!
A friend of mine shared with me this hilarious Article. * Warning… Reading in office might make your colleagues ponder if you have gone crazy laughing aloud alone… In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster.She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC..In England , a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for ‘Water Closet…’
She wrote to the school master inquiring of the facilities about the WC.The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if heknew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings ofthe letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a’Wayside Church’ near the house . . . a bathroom never entered theirminds.So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:
Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 milesfrom the house.It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays.
As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest youarrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event.There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.
The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feel it is long needed.
I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in aplace where you can be seen by all.
Know where you’re going in life….you may already be there.
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took them to catch it.
“Not very long.” they answered in unison.
“Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?”
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their
needs and those of their families.
“But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.
In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.
We have a full life.”
The tourist interrupted,
“I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day.
You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”
“And after that?”
“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and
a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.
You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City!
From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”
“How long would that take?”
“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years.” replied the tourist.
“And after that?”
“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting, ” answered
the tourist, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the fishermen.
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”
“With all due respect sir, but that’s exactly what we are doing now. So what’s the point wasting twenty-five years?” asked the Mexicans.
And the moral of this story is:
Know where you’re going in life….you may already be there.
