Monthly Archives: December 2011
Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
We are looking for a Senior Manager Reporting & Accounting for our client which is an international energy provider.Our client is Fifth largest publicly-traded integrated international oil and gas company in the world. Please mail your applications to email@example.com or call on 9324460598.
Candidates will be responsible for reporting, management accounting, cost accounting and relevant SAP experience to look over the Reporting and Credit control.
Minimum 12-15 years of Experience ,ICWA or CA with exposure in reporting, management accounting, cost accounting and relevant SAP experience to look over the Reporting and Credit control.
We are looking for a Tax Manager for our client which is an international energy provider.Our client is Fifth largest publicly-traded integrated international oil and gas company in the world. Please mail your applications to firstname.lastname@example.org or call on 9324460598.
Job Title: Manager – Taxation (Direct and Indirect Tax)
Position in Organisation: Reporting to Senior Manager Taxation
- Income Tax and Transfer pricing Assessments
- Sales Tax / Vat Assessments
- Service Tax Assessments
- Preparation and Compilation of the details required for the above assessments
- Co-ordinating with Tax Counsels for completion of Tax Assessments & Appeals
- Tax Planning and Tax Management
- Independent Handling and completion of Assessment in an efficient manner
- Sound knowledge & understanding of business/operations and provisions/accounting principles governing the preparation of accounting statements, their application and a sound knowledge of ERP systems.
- Post Graduate / Graduate with 5-7 years experience in handling of Direct and Indirect tax matters and working experience an ERP environment, computer savvy.
We are looking for an Sales Associate for a Multinational Luxury Brand- Mont Blanc (Chandigarh). The Organization is a MNC dealing into Luxury Retail. Please mail your applications to email@example.com or call on 9324460598.
- Target Clients are Niche High Profile individuals with a preference towards these products. The products would be high end products like Writing Products, Watches, Leather, Jewellery, Eyewear, Fragrance, Limited Edition Products.
- Sales and Client Servicing.
- Maintaining Brand Awareness
- Will be required sales service in case the client requests.
- Inventory Management and MIS
- Excellent Communication Skills.
- Good pleasing Personality
- A passion for Sales
- Min 2 years experience into Sales
- Experience in Luxury/Boutique Sales would be an added advantage.
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum. She gets it right back from the CEO, J P Morgan!
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks & are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, docontact me…
We are looking for a Senior Engineer – Radio Frequency(Bangalore) for our client which is one of the leading ISO 9001 – 2008 certified telecom company providing telecom engineering services to esteemed clientele including industry giants such as Ericsson, Motorola, Spice, Airtel, BSNL, ISRO, World Space and Airports Authority of India.Please mail your applications at firstname.lastname@example.org or call on 9324460598 for details.
- Analysis, Design, Simulate and Development of RF and Microwave systems and subsystems in the frequency range from 1MHz to 6GHz (up to 18GHz is highly preferable).
- Design and development of RF receivers and transmitters, including microwave systems, modules and circuits with Low Noise amplifiers, active/passive filters, phase-locked-loops (PLLs), power amplifiers, combiners, splitters, directional couplers, and precision frequency synthesizers.
- Perform prototyping, Testing and Evaluation of design approaches.
- Work in a team of engineers and technicians who design hardware circuits and subsystems (such as Up/Down converters, low-noise amplifiers, power amplifiers) for Analog or digital microwave/RF units.
Year of Experience: 4-9 Years
Education: B.E/B tech(E & C)
- Simulation software’s such as Agilent ADS, Momentum and other circuit simulators.
- PCB Layout Design software such as Mentor Graphics/Edwin XP and other.
- Be familiar with test equipments: Spectrum Analyzers, RF signal generator, Network Analyzers, oscilloscopes etc.
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, “My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.”One is Evil – It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.”The other is Good – It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.”
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: “Which wolf wins?”
The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.”
An old blind man was sitting on a busy street corner in the rush-hour begging for money. On a cardboard sign, next to an empty tin cup, he had written: ‘Blind – Please help’. No-one was giving him any money.
The advertising writer took a thick marker-pen from her pocket, turned the cardboard sheet back-to-front, and re-wrote the sign, then went on her way.
Immediately, people began putting money into the tin cup.
After a while, when the cup was overflowing, the blind man asked a stranger to tell him what the sign now said.
“It says,” said the stranger, ” ‘It’s a beautiful day. You can see it. I cannot.’ “
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, ‘I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.’ The old farmer replied, ‘This is my property, and you are not coming over here…’
The indignant lawyer said, ‘I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.’
The old farmer smiled and said, ‘Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in Tennessee . We settle small disagreements with the ‘Three Kick Rule.”
The lawyer asked, ‘What is the ‘Three Kick Rule’?’
The Farmer replied, ‘Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.’
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney…
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer’s third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, ‘Okay, you old fart. Now it’s my turn.’
The old farmer smiled and said, ‘Nah, I give up. You can have the duck’.