Monthly Archives: March 2012

The Secret of Happiness…

Once an unhappy young man came to an old master and told he was very sad and asked for a solution. The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink it. “How does it taste?” the Master asked. “Awful,” spat the apprentice.

The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take another handful of salt and put it in the lake. The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake, the old man said, “Now drink from the lake.”

As the water dripped down the young man’s chin, the Master asked, “How does it taste?” “Good!” remarked the apprentice. “Do you taste the salt?” asked the Master. “No,” said the young man.

The Master sat beside this troubled young man, took his hands, and said,

“The pain of life is pure salt; no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same. But the amount we taste the ‘pain’ depends on the container we put it into. So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge your sense of things ….. Stop being a glass. Become a lake!

 

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Pre Sales Manager- Broadcasting and Communication Bangalore

We are looking for a Pre Sales Manager for our client which is a leading player in Broadcast, Aviation and Defense.  Mail your applications to consultant01@netsyscon.net or call on 9324460598

Job Profile-

  • Assist in technical presentations and meetings with prospective customers.
  • Assistance in the Evaluation of Technical offers for examining compliance vis-à-vis the tender requirement.
  • Quick Grasp and fast uptake on technical issues
  • Shall have keen interest in new Areas/ Field with propensity for reading technical literature/ manual info.
  • Good Knowledge of Fundamentals and Good Analytical Abilities
  • Assist in technical presentations and meetings with prospective customers.

 Requirements-

  • BE/Btech (Electronics and Communication)
  • 2-5 yrs of relevant experience
  • Ability to analyze business potential, conceptualize and execute strategies to drive sales of the company.
  • Good Negotiation and closing skills.
  • Good Communication Skills.
  • Good Presentation Skills.
  •  Good Personality.
  • Relationship Building Ability

 

Assistant Manager Payroll- Andheri

We are looking for an Assistant Manager Payroll for our Multinational client which is one of the leading Oil and Gas Company for their office in Mumbai. Mail your applications to consultant01@netsyscon.net or call on 9324460598

 

 

Job Profile-

  • Monthly salary payable balance reconciliation
  • TDS, P-Tax, EPF, Superannuation & Housing Loan etc. payment
  • TDS, P-Tax & EPF payable account reconciliation
  • Monthly expenses accounting in SAP
  • Day to day payments & accounting in SAP
  • eTDS quarterly and yearly return with tax authorities

Requirements-

  • 5-6 yrs into Payroll accounting
  • Knowledge of SAP is mandatory
  • Min Graduate/PG

DID YOU KNOW- Some Amazing FACTS!

DID YOU KNOW- Some Amazing FACTS!
  • Coca-Cola was originally green.
  • The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
  • The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
  • TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
  • You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  • People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  • The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
  • If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
  • Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
    • Spades – King David
    • Clubs – Alexander the Great,
    • Hearts – Charlemagne
    • Diamonds – Julius Caesar.
  • If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
  • If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
  • If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
  • What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
    • Ans. – All invented by women.
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  • A snail can sleep for three years.
  • All polar bears are left handed.
  • American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
  • Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
  • In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  • On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
  • Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
  • “Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  • The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  • Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
  • Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  • Most lipstick contains fish scales.
  • Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different
  • And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!

Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever

Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever
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Assistant Manager / Commercial Executive – Civil- South Mumbai

We are looking for an Assistant Manager / Commercial Executive for a Tier 1, BSE/NSE listed company focused on retail real estate, infra-logistics parks and the development of wholesale markets. Mail your applications to consultant01@netsyscon.net or call on 9324460598

Job Profile-

  • Vendor and Procurement Management
  • Coordination for Civil related services like electrical/plumbing/HV AC etc

Requirements-

  • BE/Btech/Diploma in Civil
  • 6-8 yrs of relevant experience
  • Location Mumbai
  • Ability to negotiate with Vendors. Vendor Management and Procurement management
  • Knowledge about different material specification/work execution specification for Civil and related services as electrical/HVAC/Plumbing &Sanitary.
  • Thorough about contract conditions related with construction activities.
  • Have knowledge of preparation of cash flows.
  • Preparation and execution of tender event schedule.
  • Should be able to prepare the execution plan.
  • Having sense of procurement cycle/Lead period of different material/equipment.

Sr Web Designer- Onsite opportunity Middle East Asia

We are looking for a Sr Web Designer for our client in Gurgoan which is a leading Microsoft and ISO 9001-2008 certified IT company. Mail your applications at consultant02@netsyscon.net or call on 9819474458 for details.

Job Profile-

Design and develop websites and applications using Flash, HTML, XML, CSS  and Javascript. Will be required to travel onsite for projects across Middle East and Asia.

Requirements-

  • Overall 4-5 yrs of relevant experience.
  • Ability to develop Flash Animation by fetching data from SQL/XML.
  • Min 2 yrs into Flash Programming.
  • Min 2yrs into Web Development, HTML and CSS.
  • Knowledge on XML.
  • Experience in Javascript would be an added advantage.
  • 2 years’ experience in Flash designing and development using ActionScript (AS2/AS3).
  • 2 years’ experience in Photoshop/Coral-draw.
  • Flash programming using XML and show/hide flash buttons/images.       depending upon flash data.
  • Designing of website, logos , icons, images.

Quote of the Day- Solving Problems?

Running away from any problem only inreases the distance from the solution. The Easiest way to escape from the problem is to solve it. More athttps://netsyscon4hr.wordpress.com/category/quotes-by-the-greats/

Running away from any problem only inreases the distance from the solution. The Easiest way to escape from the problem is to solve it. More at https://netsyscon4hr.wordpress.com/category/quotes-by-the-greats/

Running away from any problem only inreases the distance from the solution. The Easiest way to escape from the problem is to solve it. More at https://netsyscon4hr.wordpress.com/category/quotes-by-the-greats/

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