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What women want…

For all u guys who are married or intending to marry
in near future.
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the
monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could
have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and
ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as
long as he could answer a very difficult question.
Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and,
If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be
put to death. The question was: What do women really
want?

Such a question would perplex even the most
knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an
impossible query. But, since it was better than death,
He accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an
answer by year’s end. He returned to his kingdom and
began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the
wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory
answer. Many people advised him to consult the old
witch, For only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high as the witch was famous
through out the Kingdom >>for the exorbitant prices
she charged. The last day of the year arrived and
Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She
agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to
marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of
the Round Table, And Arthur’s closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and
hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made
obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a
repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to
force his friend to marry her and endure such a
terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the
proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too
big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life. And the
preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch
answered. Arthur’s question thus: “What a woman really
wants?” She said, “Is to be in charge of her own
life.” Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the
witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur’s
life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring
monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and
the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling
himself for a horrific experience, entered the
bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most
beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the
bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to
her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth
be her horrible and deformed self only half the time.
And the beautiful maiden the other half. “Which would
you prefer? She asked him. “Beautiful during the day
… or at night?”

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he
could have a beautiful woman to show off to his
friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle,
an old witch! Or, Would he prefer having a hideous
witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman
for him to enjoy with?

(If you are a man reading this…) What would YOUR
choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this?) What would YOUR
MAN’S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT… make YOUR choice before you scroll down
below…OKAY?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave
Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow
HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she
announced that she would be beautiful all the time.
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in
charge of her own life.
Now… what is the moral to this story?

The moral is…
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, always remember: IT’S EITHER “HER WAY” OR IT’S “NO WAY” !!!

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